netburp
[IRC] n. When
netlag gets really bad, and delays
between servers exceed a certain threshhold, the
IRC network
effectively becomes partitioned for a period of time, and large
numbers of people seem to be signing off at the same time and then
signing back on again when things get better. An instance of this
is called a `netburp' (or, sometimes,
netsplit).
netdead [IRC] n. The state of someone who signs off
IRC,
perhaps during a
netburp, and doesn't sign back on until
later. In the interim, he is "dead to the net".