netlag
[IRC, MUD] n. A condition that occurs when the delays in
the
IRC network or on a
MUD become severe enough that
servers briefly lose and then reestablish contact, causing messages
to be delivered in bursts, often with delays of up to a minute.
(Note that this term has nothing to do with mainstream "jetlag",
a condition which hackers tend not to be much bothered by.)
netnews /net'n[y]ooz/ n. 1. The software that makes
USENET
run. 2. The content of USENET. "I read netnews right after my
mail most mornings."